Bötley Crüe
They're big, they're red, five minutes they're out of breath...
Thursday 13 February 2014
Pitch Invasion Wednesdays League Runners Up
After just two seasons, Wednesday's Botley Crue team have secured a promotion to the Premier League after a campaign that went down to the last game. It could have been even better too, had the opening day win over eventual winners Pures FC not been annulled following a PI league restructure. Congrats to everyone that played!
Tuesday 3 September 2013
Pitch Invasion Division 4 Champions
After 3 seasons of hardship, including two back-to-back relegations, the Crue finally have some silverware in the cabinet after winning the 4th Division Title, winning 6 of their 7 games.
The league table doesn't lie.
The league table doesn't lie.
The lads go wild at the trophy giving ceremony in front of the Botley fans (behind camera).
The gaffer celebrates a job well done after a selfless and hard-working season.
The joy on Damo's face suggests rumours of a transfer away from the Crue are just tabloid mischief.
Pigo executes the difficult "dropping the trophy photo" with aplomb.
Tuesday 21 May 2013
Vs HLFC
Botley Crue 7 Vs HLFC 1
Goals: Guerin (4), Mastrantone, Kuponiyi, Fairfield
Assists: Fairfield, Piggott, Bailey (2), Mastrantone
Goals: Guerin (4), Mastrantone, Kuponiyi, Fairfield
Assists: Fairfield, Piggott, Bailey (2), Mastrantone
The Crue started life in the lowest division as they meant
to go on, rocking up with a minute to spare in a Di Canio-esque panic.
Fortunately for our heroes, the opposition had a similar laissez-faire attitude
to the new season and kicked off with only four players on the pitch. Once
their fifth player sorted out his shin pads, they set out to impose their
greater physical size on the game.
But the Crue were quick out the blocks, setting a high tempo
early on that had HLFC chasing shadows. A string of quick passes led to an
early chance for Kuponiyi, his strike twatting the post as the despairing
keeper looked helplessly on.
It wasn't long before the ball made its first acquaintance
with the HLFC net. Guerin intercepted the ball in midfield and took it on a
gentle journey through the opponents half before banging it home. There
followed a few tense seconds, the Crue anxious at having never held on to a 1-0
advantage before. But a Fairfield pass picked out Guerin for his second of the
game, before a Piggott punt found its way to Mastrantone's chest from where he
rifled the cushioned ball into the top left corner for 3-0. Much to the
displeasure of the Crue's fans, Mastrantone made his customary milk-the-goal
exit, hands high above his shiny head in celebration. Shortly after, #substitutewanker began
trending on Twitter.
Only fifteen minutes had been played and the Crue were in
control. But with prior season's myriad
concessions haunting every player's soul like Titus Bramble's ghost, they kept
the passes quick and neat and soon found a fourth goal, Mastrantone sliding a
through-ball to Guerin for his hat-trick. Keeper Piggott hadn't had to make a save
thanks to the tireless defending of Bramwell, Guerin and Bailey. With Guerin
bombing on, Bailey excelled in the role of playmaker and he turned provider for
goal number 5, finding Kuponiyi who topped the move with a custom tidy finish.
Still the Crue weren't done, last term's player-of-season,
Bailey, again the maker with a rare furrow forward, crossing the ball with evil
accuracy and picking out Fairfield's unseen run. A deft finish on his return
from a crippling back injury sent the crowd into an emotional hysteria hitherto
unseen at Kidlington's "Sandpit Stadium".
Like the sea when Neptune is having a proper bad day, Botley
smashed their opponents with wave after wave of quick, attacking play.
Fairfield's corners caused all sorts of bother with Bramwell inches away from
latching onto a devilish outswinger. Another Bramwell strike from way out
narrowly missed the far post after another decent Botley set play.
It was apt that the final say went to hat-trick hero Guerin.
After a mix up between keeper and defender, Guerin found time to test a few
tricks before slotting the ball between the two and into an empty net from near
the halfway line.
A consolation goal late on wasn't enough to stop the
slightly embarrassed Botley victory celebrations after the match, the Crue
finally having found their feet.
Tuesday 5 March 2013
Season 1: Player's Player Award
Season 1: Player's Player awards.
Rules: Each player is allowed two votes simultaneously, equally weighted. No player may vote for themselves, especially not twice. The winner with the most votes by 12am on Thursday 7th March 2013 will owe the whole team a jug of the Seacourt's finest wheaty brew.
UPDATE: The votes are in and the winner of the player's player award is hard living, hard tackling defender Brian Guerin. Cat-like shot-stopper Ben Piggott came in a very close second, so if he wants to he can get some drinks in n'all. Full results are here.
UPDATE: The votes are in and the winner of the player's player award is hard living, hard tackling defender Brian Guerin. Cat-like shot-stopper Ben Piggott came in a very close second, so if he wants to he can get some drinks in n'all. Full results are here.
Tuesday 19 February 2013
Game 5: Vs Buncha Benchwarmers
Botley Crüe 0 Vs Buncha Benchwarmers 4
Yellow: Guerin, Slater
Botley Crue faced a derby match tonight, as they took to the pitch to face their traditional rival.
In three matches this season against the beanie-ref-asswipe (BRA hereafter),
the Crue have struggled. Would tonight be any different?
No, in short, if
you’re in a hurry.
But it was by no means
a foregone conclusion, as the game opened with a delicious slaloming run from
in-form forward Mastrantone, which was ended only by the ball’s persistent
refusal to find its way onto his right peg. The Crue were looking like a match
for their permatan-shirted infant adversaries, and only found themselves behind
when ‘keeper Piggott’s obsessive tidying got the better of him and the Buncha
forward was able to exploit an unreasonably fast break by punting home from
some distance.
A silence descended,
as Goose received his booking for a perfectly understandable big swear and the
Crue set about gathering themselves. The tidy play continued, and with everyone
on form, or at least balancing near the top of it, Botley kept themselves in the
game. Fairfield’s assured carriage in midfield kept the ball moving, and while
Slater and Micklethwaite worried the flanks, a result was still very much in
the reckoning. With Buncha’s best moves coming consistently down the left, it
wasn’t long before another goal went in, from a crisp finish into the far
corner, but the Crue weren’t bowed.
They continued to
probe in this three-way game, as the BRA tried to weedle his way into the play.
A few non-throw-in decisions here and the odd 180° look-away there saw him
increasingly grow in confidence. BRA has clearly learned from the top-level
players, and a moment of slick blame-shifting later on saw Botley skipper
Slater take matters into his own hands by attempting to bodily involve a second
referee in events. When this didn’t come off, the Crue resorted to pressing
upfield in the hope of a reward. Guerin and Bramwell having to put a real shift
in - the latter trying to stow the ball up his jacksie at one point - but with
Piggott actually managing to kick the ball further than five feet this week,
Mastrantone’s holdup play was keeping the team in with a chance.
Buncha sat deep and
allowed the Crue some freedom out wide, but remained doggedly dangerous on the
break and despite squandering some more chances, they were by no means
shot-shy. Their confident play survived even when Piggott got one of his
defenders into trouble once more; Fairfield’s careful backpass taking the most imperceptible
of bobbles and the hapless ‘keeper swinging at air as the own goal coalesced
behind him. Micklethwaite and Slater soon went close, but the Buncha ‘keeper
turned shots left and right, and the Crue corners failed to find a head in the
box.
The closing minutes
were expended in an end-to-end fashion, with both teams pouring in their
respective directions. Piggott set about atoning for his earlier blunders by
facing one onto the bar, and took his customary over-zealous approach to
one-on-ones as his teammates toiled on in search of a consolation. The final
score ended up 4-0, and while the Crue couldn’t argue with the result, their
performance deserved a little better. As the final whistle went, the BRA smiled
another smile and chalked up his own moral victory.
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